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Date: | Tue, 7 Sep 1999 17:45:04 GMT |
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I have found that I am severly allergic to ferrets. Does anyone else get
these symptoms??
1. Runny eyes, heartache -> every time I know a ferret crossed to the
rainbow bridge
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2. Prickly goosebumps -> every time a ferret sticks his nose in my ear or
on my neck
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3. Sudden sweat, loss of breath -> every time I chase a ferret that has
escaped the bedroom
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4. No sense of Smell -> people say ferrets stink, I can't smell it
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5. Excitability -> I need to run around and chase ferrets with toys
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6. Loss of Appetite -> I can't change a litterbox and then expect to eat
any time soon
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7. Chronic Fatigue -> What I feel after chasing the ferrets with toys every
time I see them.
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8. Loss of Short term Memory -> I know I put my shoes and wallet here,
where could they be??
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9. Hallucinations -> I see the ferret on the bed, now he's on the floor,
no wait, he is on the bed! Now there's two ferrets!
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10. Severe Nausea -> When I think of the day my babies will have to join
the others at the Rainbow Bridge
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11. Weak in the knees -> when I look at their sweet faces and just need to
hug them.
Feel free to add your allergy symptoms...so others might benefit.
Stephanie, Chimi & Pepe
PS- as a disclaimer, I am not poking fun or trying to belittle allergy
sufferers...just trying to be lighthearted.
[Posted in FML issue 2798]
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