Here are the ferret Haiku's around our house.  I put the two kitty's in
too, they think they are ferrets anyway.
 
Hercules'
 
I'm the alpha here
I poop where and when I want
I'm the boss of you
 
Gabrielle's
 
Princess Gabrielle
She gets away with murder
'Cause she was here first
 
Jet's
 
Dark eyed white, silly
I believe I can fly, SPLAT
Rats, foiled again
 
Five's
 
Eat, sleep, poop, kill Jet
Brothers can be so stupid
Jet will meet my wrath
 
Xena's
 
I am the smart one
Climb the freezer to the treats
Daddy is so proud
 
Iolaus'
 
They are my parents
This is my house, my raisins
Do not mess with me
 
Joxer's
 
I will be free Just
Try to keep me in the cage
Do not turn your back
 
Daggitt's
 
I jump, play, chomp, run
Beware all you new ferrets
Look out here I come
 
Norbert's
 
I love my mommy
I kiss her everyday
She gives me much love
 
Buffy's
 
I'm so very cute
Small and plump and play and dook
Sleep with mom and dad
 
Lister's
 
Quiet and timid
Sometimes I forget and play
Then remember, hide
 
Fox's
 
Jump and play wardance
Play with the kitty's I will
I Sleep with them too
 
Ferrin's
 
Wake up chase Buffy
Follow mom around the house
Speed bump, Ferretone
 
Jasmine's
 
Carry my babies
Little furry mice need food
Water and sleep too
 
Monty's  (Kitty)
 
Can't get through the tube
Will wait at the end for paws
Or tails to come out
 
Missy's (Kitty)
 
Silently above
I wait to pounce on fert tails
They get me instead
[Posted in FML issue 2632]