Every time I go to the pet store, which is at least twice every week, I see
adog there that I just have to talk to and pet: especially the mid-sized or
small dogs.  Ive done a lot of reading on the different breeds, and came up
with a list of what I want in a dog so that I wont ever get one without all
the necessities in my list.
 
1. I want a dog that doesnt yap or bark.  I truly dislike the noise........
 
2. I want a dog that uses the litter box.  I have varied hours, and cannot
be at home the same time each day.
 
3. I cant have the poop in that litter box smell awful.  My stomach is
delicate.  I am easily nauseated by unpleasant smells.  I have been told,
then, that the dog would have to be under 10 pounds for the odor to be
minor.
 
4. I want a dog that wont have to go outside unless I want to go out.  I
dont want a dog that brings in mud, rolls in dead animal, or brings home
fleas
 
5. I want a dog that can be kept in a cage while I am gone so it wont chew
up the furniture.  But I dont want this to be a stressfull thing for my pet.
 
I put this all together, and come up with my ideal breed...................
THE FERRET dog.  Anyone know where I can get one?
 
Lisette
[Posted in FML issue 2607]