(to the tune of The Doors' Roadhouse Blues)
Keep your eyes on your bowl
The ferret will eat your cereal
Keep your eyes on your bowl
The ferret will eat your cereal
He'll snorkel in the milk and
Then he'll steal the raisins
Yes he will
Keep your eyes on your bowl, keep your eyes on your bowl, keep your eyes
on your bowl
Or distract him
With Ferretone!
[Posted in FML issue 2604]