Thanks to all who helped me out w/ my Vassy vs. Assy conflict...however
now I just use good old "Human Saliva"!!!  I salivate heavily under stress,
and I've just taken to saving it for use on Pupkin, the Dread He-Man
Paratrooper Lick-the-Soap Ferret of the World!!!  (Just kidding...I really
use yam juice.)
 
Seriously, I never knew why to use Vaseline...in the course of one day
-poof- I become enlightened...
 
anybody play some cool games with their fertyz?
 
anyone's fert play cool games with their humans?
 
Pupkin Liver Cooker Ain't-No-China-Doll the Most Diabolical likes to play
"The Towel's About To Take Over The World & Only I Can Stop It.";
 
running down the hall, back and forth as I drag the towel, biting and
leaping..."Hey Zack; Know Where Your Shoes Are?" is also a fun one.
 
Gotta Go Peoples-
Zack And Pupkin the Chilly Chilly Co Co Bop.
 
"The theatrical artist serves the same function in society that dreams do
in our subconscious life - the subconscious life of the individual." -Mamet
[Posted in FML issue 2602]