Hiya everyone, Pogo here. My maid Jenny is getting ready to go outside. I
don't think I'll play with her today, she's sneaking out on the job. <runs
into open bathroom> Wow! There's a towel draped over the side of the tub!
I think I'll climb up it and see if she remembered to put the soap on the
floor like I told her.
Wait! What was that out of the corner of my eye I see as I reach the brim
of the bathtub? Yes! My toilet brush! I'm going to go get it, but
first-WHOA!! How'd I manage to fall in the bathtub? Aw, shucks, no soap.
Oh, well. Let's go see if the toilet brush wants to play. WEE! I fell
down the *other* side of the tub, and now I'm out again!
Hey, buster, are you looking at me? I'll show you, you prickly monster!
Ooh! Haha! <dooks wildly, and jumps back> That tickled! How'd you do
that? Want some more of me, Punk? AAH! Quit rolling over me! Gee, man,
take a bath, Whoo! You stink and, look at this, you got me covered in
white confetti! At least, I think it's confetti.
Wow, Jenny's back already! I think I'll go see what her socks are up to.
Heeheehee. Gotta go now! Dooks and nose kisses to everybody!
Pogo, the toilet-brush-attacking-super-ferret-from-Mars
[Posted in FML issue 2596]
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