Well, I am usually the "read only" list member, but last night was so funny
I had to share it with you all.  Phoebe, the old lady of the bunch seemed
to have a problem with gas last night.  Every so often I would hear her
awaken, scratch and then let go with a loud bodily noise.  In the middle
of the night, these little noises sound as loud as a jet flying overhead.
Each time I had to chuckle.  Why did I chuckle you ask.  Well, I have never
heard a ferret fart and it is just so hard to imagine something so small
making such a loud noise.
 
Louis
[Posted in FML issue 2657]