Deborah,
Thanks for sponsoring this contest. You said they should be haikus written
by the ferrets, and not by us, so here is one my ferret wrote last night:
Ooka ooka dook
chuckle chuckle, urr-urr-urr.
Dook dook. Hhah! Hhah! Hhah!
---sharin
[Posted in FML issue 2631]