I usually don't perpetrate the silly things I sing to my ferrets on anyone
else, but this is short, and I think will ring a bell with all ferret
owners: (To the tune of, 'I'm a little teapot')
 
        I'm a little weasel, short and stout.
        Here is my tail-tip, here is my snout.
        When I am out playing you'd better watch out, or I'll
        Trip you over and knock you out!
 
        Megan and the Danger Trio:
        Anastasia ("I'm not stout, I'm big-boned!")
        Lexie ("It's not *my* fault you have such big feet.")
        Sammi (*thud* "Oh, were you going to step there?")
[Posted in FML issue 2607]