Hello it me fred again.  Me and my hooman mom were watching animal planet
tonight and guess what we saw?  We saw two little fuzzies in a very small
cage.  The ladies name was pat and she used to train animals for tv.  She
was talking about how wild animals didnt make good pets and then she
included us ferrets in with lions and tigers.  I know sometimes me and the
girls get out of hand, and mom has to step in and calm us down, but wild.
OK well slinky goes nuts for cheerios, but not wild.  How rude of her to
call me wild.  I am too cute to be wild.  Just wanted to vent.  Thanks for
listening.  Gonna go curl up with mom and the other girls before they take
all the blankies.  You guys out there know how it is.  Bye.
 
Fred T. Ferret
 
P.S. Hey skeeter if you see a donkey there at the bridge can you tell him
hi for all of us fur balls and that mom is so sad he went and misses him
terribly.  He is real nice and will let you ride on his back just dont try
to clean his ears he will send ya flyin.
 
thanks
[Posted in FML issue 2602]