Matthew writes:
>My P.B. keeps getting up on the imac and LC III and starting the help
>menu.  He has since changed the name of my hard drive, started up email
>and sent a message, changed my ip address, and fired up microsoft word.
>I actually think that he is trying to send messages to his home world.
 
Same silliness here.  I once returned to my computer to find that Netscape
had been dumped in the recycling bin.  I think my babies want me to spend
less time surfing the Web and more time feeding them Linatone and playing
tube wars.
 
All the best,
Julie
[Posted in FML issue 2621]