I beg your pardon, but my ferrets don't have sissy pastel colors in their
baby hut.  I have manly ferrets who would only house in bold masculine
quarters of green, purple and yellow.Whoever wrote that the baby hut is
unmanly has insulted us!
 
Only wimpy ferrets play in the pastel baby hut.  The ferrets here spit on
it.  They spit on your wimpy ferrets, and on your wimpy ferrets mother......
I am sure that this must be true because I just passed a large puddle by
the front door where they thought you would soon be standing.  And Here!!!..
Yes!, ..  Here is another pool under the kitchen table, where they thought
you would hide.
 
Just try to come here to apologize without galoshes!!
 
My ferrets--they spit on your poo-poo pretty girly hut!  My ferrets eat
with their face.  They do not use utensils.  They stride around buck naked,
don't wipe themselves, and lick their private parts in public!!.
 
Then they strut back and wrestle in the manly man's hut where they areall
too sure to do their ' doo-ty.'
 
   ...........oh yes,
Goodbye from Lisette
[Sorry, I was cleaning up a bit]
[Posted in FML issue 2654]