I don't let Ashling on the keyboard, given her intelligence and never
knowing what she'll tell our brokerage to do.  (I couldn't stand her being
better at investing than I am!)  She's therefore asked me to pass along
this question: Why isn't anything named "POOF" = People Obligated to Obey
Ferrets?  She wants to sign us up for the 30% of the time when she doesn't
totally get her way -- well, 35% of the time for me and 25% for Steve, but
she has a special way with him like Warp does with me.
[Posted in FML issue 2569]