So, has anyone thought to write to Larry King and offer him our own experts
on ferrets?  Maybe, since he seems to think ferrets are controversial, he
would be amenable to having ferret experts on his show.  So, who would be
the best to go be on Larry King Live?  I know I wouldn't be the best, but
I'd be willing to go!  I could sing Mo' Bob's "Low Down Slinky Ferret
Blues." At least I could tell some of my ferret jokes!  Many of you know
that I love talking about ferrets and don't fear the camera.  Seriously,
I'd rather have someone like Mary and Eric Shefferman or Dr. Karen L.
Rosenthal, but if duty calls, I'd be ready to answer!
 
Melanee Ellis
"The Ferret Lady"
Juneau, Alaska
[Posted in FML issue 2539]