Ok, so I'm NOT the world's best housekeeper.
 
Last night my husband decided to look for something under our bed.  Since I
know the ferrets often scurry around under there, I was worried.  And with
good reason.  This is what he found:
 
6 socks, none matching.
2 soft rubber "hand-grip" balls, missing since LAST Christmas
12 Hershey's nuggets, still in their silver wrappers, each covered in
   thousands of teeny tiny teeth marks.
A 14-inch long plastic Jurassic Park tyrannosaurus rex toy, weighing at
  least two pounds and the subject of fierce accusations of theft between
  my two human sons for the last three months.
1 thong sandal.
2  squeaky toys that actually belong to the ferrets.
An empty cellophane bag formerly containing licorice.
   (Oh my God! And why are the ferrets still alive!)
A four foot long cardboard tube once belonging to a window shade.
A dog bisuit.
Almay mascara.  ( so they're vain?)
A tube of ferretvite, cap tightly in place, thousands of tiny holes in the
  tube, sucked completely flat.
 3 ferret collars.
11 plastic army men, various arms, legs, and heads chewed on.
 
I will NEVER clean under the bed again -- too scary!
 
Kat
[Posted in FML issue 2502]