Ugh! Ick!
I will chew gum (from time to time...but not often), but I REFUSE to chew
on a ferret! All that fur! All the bites marks I get when they object!
All the screaming (mine--from getting the bite marks!)!!! All the blood
(from the thawing hamburger that hit the floor while I was thrashing around
from the pain of the bite marks)!!! All the Animal Rights Groups pounding
on my door! Enough!!! I REFUSE to chew Ferrets! Besides...they're kind'a
cute when the look at you...who'd want to bite one? :>
Todd and the (Wait...who's biting who here?) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 2729]