Here's one to think about.  Not only did the ferrets steal my husband's
cigarettes (they are in cahoots with me -- I want him to quit), Rascal
makes it a point to roll in the large ashtray.  When ever it's full he
climbs in and rolls onto his back and wiggles around!  Anyone have any
idea why my fruitcake of a ferret would do that?
[Posted in FML issue 2631]