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>If ferrets are so smart, then why does...
>1) Sandy drink from her water bottle THROUGH A SWEATSHIRT?!...
She's been listening to the water filter commercials on TV and is
improvising.
>2) the whole group insist on sitting right next to a closed door the whole
>time they have "ferret freedom" instead of running around ...
They are listening at the door for further instructions. (It's an FLO
thing.)
>3) Slinky constantly climb up the kitchen shelves and fall into the kitchen
>trashcan (which is so tall he can't climb out)?
His goal was to get into the trashcan all along-why would he *want* to
leave??
>4) Kyle eat GRAPEFRUIT, parmesan-peppercorn salad dressing, and jalapeno
>cheese dip?!
Because it's YOURS, so he wants it.
>5) Gizmo constantly stand right under my feet, no matter how many times
>I've stepped on him or kicked him (accidentally, of course)?
So he can use the guilt against you. He wanted attention in the first
place, this way he gets extra!
>6) Noel climb to the top of the kitchen shelves, where she can't get down
>and I have to rescue her?
It's not a problem-after all, you always *do* rescue her, right?
Don't think for a second they don't know what they are doing, they kinow...
oh yes, they know!!
-Ilena Ayala
[Posted in FML issue 2549]
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