Rather than products, my six furkids are "service oriented", so we plan on
opening FLAT - Ferret Landscaping Architects of Tucson.  My kids love to
play in the enclosed courtyard of our house, and have developed several
areas of expertise.  All are experenced at soil excavation and dirt
rearranging; Jersey excels in plant re-location - he removes the water
hyacinths from the pond and hides them under the couch in the living room.
He's cross-trained Snickers and Smudge, so there will always be staff
available for this service.  Freckles is the on-site expert at pest
eradication.  She dunks her whole head underwater in the pond looking for
those annoying goldfish.  There is no lack of staff for this service also
as Frolic will fall - oops, I mean dive into the pond to do her part in
goldfish removal.  All are very experienced at lawn fertilizing, especially
in corners.  We are proud to be a part of the Ferret Mall!
 
Peg Francisco and the FLAT Ferrets
 
Freckles - Yes, you DO have an infestaion of goldfish.
Frolic - I really MEANT to fall in the pond...
Jersey - Who keeps putting these stupid hyacinths in the pond?
Snickers - Everybody knows that pond plants belong under the couch!
Smudge - I'm just an apprentice but even I know those plants should be
removed!
Ragamuffin - Dirt! Gotta dig! Dig! Dig!
[Posted in FML issue 2577]