Am I too young to take my raisins out of a long stemed glass?  I am going
to go over there and lean on that cardboard box, rest my rump on that hard
rubber ball and cry in my raisins.
 
I can't believe she turned me down.  I mean look at these thunder thighs,
this wooley coat.  What's the sense in doing all this weight lifting if you
can't attract any jills or sprites - I mean around here I am just a kit, I
am gorgeous and I got personality and and and
 
What'ya think, Taz, is there a foreign legion for us?
 
Ajax via
Millie and her old movie watching, line stating noble cleaning crew
Easy Off: the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world
Ammonia:  Got another one Grandma: why'd they fire the silver mitt from
          the M&M factory:  She kept throwing out the W's.
Cascade:  Hey Dizzy, you don't have to have any mistletoe, we can wing it
Ajax:  I wonder,,,,, if I had lied about my age?????????????
Dizzy: Lucky I have not feathers, Cascade, eerr, opps!, I mean sorry.
Joy:   No I meant I wanted a Hammock with a zipper on the inside, not a
       mouse with a zipper, good gravy.
[Posted in FML issue 2528]