Dearest Pandora,
Remember that age and experience will bring fulfillment to a relationship,
and I bring raisins(or other favorite treat).Everybody at the convenience
store says I'm the cutest and sweetest,except when I chase those kitties.
 
Ajax,I challenge you to ' Dook" it out for Pandoras heart.I'll wait till
you grow up some more,so it'll be fair.
 
BTW,Jasmine asked me to tell any interested boys,she is available,
specifically to those that send raisins.
 
Remember me Pandora.My heart beats faster when I hear your name,especially
when I get a raisin.
 
All my love and snuggles,
Taz the man
[Posted in FML issue 2526]