*WARNING* (not for the squeamish, gag-easily, non-animal person)
Okay, so I backed up in the corner this morning, and it was GREEN. Having
16 ferrets, and associating green eliminations with the dreaded E.C.E., I
panicked. People ECE??? And, No, I haven't eaten any early St. Patrick's
day cookies, yet- or asparagus, or kale, or swallowed green tempra paint
(like my son did, once, in day-care)- I will spare you, gentle reader, from
the contents of what I DID eat. None of which was GREEN. Not even close.
So, should I collect stools (besides bar stools) and display them to my
Doctor?
Should I pack an overnight case for when they bring out the white
straight-jacket? Should I collect samples for several days and
artistically place on a paper plate with the dates and samples sectioned
like a (green) pie? (Only if I want to be placed in solitary confinement).
(What's a bar stool? It''s what Daniel Boone used to step in...)
Nah, I'll just flush and hope for a 14"-er. (I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!!!
Couldn't resist!!) But really- It was pure natural instink. I saw green
and my breath caught for a minute. ******You know you're a ferret mom when
ANYBODY'S green poop makes you panic!!!******
Stoolishly,
Mrs. Green Jeans <g>
NOTE: THIS POST IS ONLY ANONYMOUS SO THAT EVERYONE I WORK WITH WON'T KNOW
WHAT COLOR POOPIE I'M PRODUCING! If I was sent home for smelling like a
ferret, imagine the consequences of sh*ting like a ferret?!?!?!
[Posted in FML issue 2606]
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