10: Give it to the ferrets. It's a ferret they can always beat up on!
9:  Use it for practical jokes! Wait untill company comes over, and put it
    on the chair. Accuse them of sitting on your ferret and flattening it!
8:  Use it to demonstrate the proper way to pet a ferret
7:  Shave it and pretend you have a rare naked mole rat stole
6:  Try to teach your ferrets how to sit on your shoulder, useing it as an
    example(See? He stays still!)
5:  The perfect halloween costume for your pet parrots, rats, rabbits or
    cats!  Don't just IMITATE the ferrets, BE the ferrets!
4:  Send it by post into California.  Giggle alot.
3:  Use it as an example to get your mother used to your ferrets
2:  Give it to the PETA.  Explain it's a poor, roadkilled, nature bound
    ferret.  Really!
 
and number one!
 
    Give it to David Letterman, if he's so desperate to pick on a ferret!
[Posted in FML issue 2479]