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Freak-out:
I keep a newspaper in a corner of my room that Dervish has claimed as her
latrine (right by the door, wouldn't ya know). Today I came upstairs and
saw the newpaper was used, so I picked it up to throw it out. But I
noticed a pink puddle on the paper, and it looked like there was blood in
her urine! I soaked ip up with a tissue and saw that it was definitely
pink piddle, and I started looking for Dervish. She was happily asleep
under the bed, as she normally is. There hadn't been any strange poopies
or behavior or anything, and when I woke her up, she seemed fine. I picked
the paper back up to throw it out on my way to calling the vet ... when I
noticed that a photograph on the paper was blurred. I looked more closely,
and saw that RED INK from the photo had faded into a pink right where
Dervish had gone. Sure enough, the piddle was normal and Meghan was
overreacting. (Thank goodness it was nothing!)
Ferret gifts:
For my birthday today I received a really spiffy game called Rush Hour,
where you have inch or two-inch plastic cars (too big to swallow) and move
them on a grid and it's really neat. I had barely begun to set it up when
Dervish started carrying off cars under the bed! After I retrieved them
and put them where she couldn't get them, I heard her dragging something
else under the bed. My brand-new bottle of Bath & Body Works lotion. So
got that from her, and put it away. I reached for my new pen with a
plastic Scooby-Doo hanging on the lid ... sure enough, I found it with
twenty nail polish bottles under the bed. As I pulled it out, I heard her
trying to jump up onto the table where I put the car game.
So is everything just a ferret toy, after all?
Not Guilty:
Due to lack of evidence, charges against Dervish (regarding the spilled
Ferretone) have been dropped. An unnamed cat has been brought in for
routine questioning.
-(TX) Meghan and Dervish the WonderFerret ("At least let me lick your new
soap!")
[Posted in FML issue 2627]
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