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>Well Bob, I do believe you have written the next # 1 country song.Of course
>you need to add a ferret in there somewhere,maybe the ferret can leave with
>the wallet.
What? Only the wallet? If you look real close, a ferret *might* be at the
bottom of *all* of those problems!
>I have been wondering about a few things.
>- Why don't they make a pre-spotted carpet for pet lovers?
Everyone keeps wanting different-colored spots...in different places.
>- How can a less than 2 lb. ferret move a 20 lb. bag of litter?
Everyone knows that four-wheel-drive vehicles can do almost anything!
>- Why will a ferret that hates baths stick his head under the water in his
> water dish?
When you give the ferret a bath, you are wetting more than just the head!
>- How can a ferret that eats and drinks so little,put out so much poop
> and pee?
That's why they stash so much...to eat and drink when you aren't looking,
then get rid of it while you *are* looking! It keeps you amazed!
>- Why will an animal with such a good sense of smell put themselves in the
> stinkyest stuff available?
That's why they need that sense of smell...to *find* the stinkiest stuff
available!
>- How can a ferret with a 3 inch head fit in a 2 inch hole?
WinZip for ferrets.
Todd and the (Humor? What's that?) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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