I wrote directly to Mel on this one, but I thought I'd share as the
discussion is still on-going.
 
I found a 4 oz. travel sized bottle of Baush&Lomb saline solution (you
know, for contact wearers) at Kmart, Walmart, or Target type store.  Dumped
the saline, washed out the bottle.  It made a perfect ferretone dispenser.
Doesn't pour out fast, is a solid white bottle rather than clear, and comes
with an attached cap.  No rubber nipple either, so no "extra" holes or
blockage worries!  If you keep it in a cupboard where it's dark the
ferretone shouldn't break down.
 
Yet more ferrety creativity.
 
--Sheri M.
[Posted in FML issue 2476]