Well, it's time for a few more ferret games, as shown to me by my four
ferreteers.First we have Find the Fert,of which there are several
variations.  On laundry day they like to play buried treasure.  This
consists of looking through all the clothes for the ferret.  While doing
this, the human must also watch for clothes on the floor that come alive,
and those clothes that are leaving the area.  The next Find the Fert game
involves the hidey hole disappearance act.  This is when the ferret
retreats to a hidey hole and the human has to find which one.  The ferret
garners more points, the more hidey holes the human has to search.  The
Find the Fert game that is the most fun, for the ferret that is, is the
you'll never find Me game.  This is played by a talented fert that can
find a new spot every time in which to sleep, and is usually played when
the human is running late and has to leave.
 
A favorite game among clean minded ferrets is Clean-Off.  This game is
played by the ferret choosing the clean up spot of choice and cleaning it
off.  Usually chosen sites are cupboards,drawers,shelves and the ever
popular counter top.  The more the ferret gets off before the human arrives
the more the points they get.  This game also goes along with 52 pick up.
 
I will include some more games next time, as it is only polite to leave
room for others on the list.  All these games have been ferret tested and
approved, just ask my boogers.Love your fuzzies today, for tomorrow they
may play Clean the counter.
 
Sandy ( Hey, who knocked all this off.)
Jasmine, the Royal ferret ( Not me. Don't I look innocent?)
Taz ( 'Ahem'.....pointing to Sugar)
Honey ( Moi?)
Sugar ( Okay, I did it.  I couldn't help it.  They were cluttered and the
treats were up there.)
 
Stress Reducer-Put a bag on your head. Mark it 'closed for
remodeling'.**Caution- leave air holes**
[Posted in FML issue 2616]