Hi yall this is Frisky.  I thought I'd let yall hear the line mom came up
with the other night when she was singing with those other two kids of
her's.
 
Here goes:
 
I bring home the bacon
Fry it up in the pan
Feed it to Frisky 'fore he bites off my hand!
 
Thing is, she don't never feed me no bacon!  I don't even know what bacon
is!  I think I'll go chew on her foot.
 
Frisky (aka Jaws but I don't know why she calls me that)
[Posted in FML issue 2539]