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Valentinus,Jasminus,and Tazus decided it was time for some ferretus
latinus.Hold on to your ferretus,here we go.
Ferretus Bombus-that nervous,smelly poopie your ferret saves up for the vet.
Ferretus Grasshopperus-that funny hopping dance done while following a
jumping bug.
Ferretus Speedus Lightus-the velocity attained heading for treat time.
Ferretus Borgus-the term used for those ferts that say 'your socks WILL be
assimilated.'.
Ferretus Godzillaus-those ferts which believe that size does matter.
Ferretus Klingonus-the noisy ferts that love to jump on the other guys,and
wrestle for the fun of it.
Ferretus Beamus me Upus-those ferrets that you see one place,and turn around
and see in another,and you don't see how they could have gotten there.
Ferretus Use the Forceus-those talented ferts that got the raisins from the
top shelf in the cupboard,that you need a step stool to reach.
Ferretus Hordeus-those ferts that heard about the Y2K,and are hiding food
and treats in preperation.
Ferretus Alienus-the funny looking ferts you saw in Roswell,NM.
We now return control of your computer to you.
Sandy & 2 Ferretus Twerpus and 1 Ferretus Angelus(yeah right)
[Posted in FML issue 2437]
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