1. Your ferret spends more than 2 hours a week on the internet
 
2. You find satellite pictures of Earth in your ferret's hiding places
 
3. Four ferrets?  I could swear I only had one yesterday...
 
4. Your ferret watches Fox every Sunday night at nine.
 
5. You wonder where you model rocket went.
 
6. You have trouble finding your ferret. This means he/she has
teleported into another dimension; may also explain where the other
half of all you pairs of socks
 
7. Zzzzz... boy, those first few saucer flights are tiring.
[Posted in FML issue 2431]