Greetings from The Weezils of Doom,
 
We're here to announce the official opening of our website, The Weezil
Pages of Doom.  We've been working on it for nearly two years and are
finally ready to show it off.  Some of you may have been there before if
you were surfing the ferret webrings, but unless you've been there really
recently, it's all improved with more stuff.
 
Features:
-The Weezil Pages of Doom are actually two, two, two sites in one.  We have
 a site especially for us ferrets only and also a site for you non-fuzzy,
 two-legged Human types.
-We have the beginnings of what we hope to be the most comprehensive
 listing of ferret books available.
-You can actually meet us, The Weezils of Doom. And we even have a page
 for our Goofy Human.
-We are also the only known ferret web page to have a picture of a platypus.
-There's also more stuff and we have plans of more stuff being added.  The
 pages are no where near being done, but we figured they're done enough to
 start publicizing them.
 
Important:
The first page gives you a choice between the Weezil Pages (for ferrets
only) and the Human Pages (for Humans).  If you are a Human, be sure to go
to the Human Pages only!  As stated, the Weezil Pages are for ferrets only
and any Humans caught viewing them will be punished to the fullest extent
of ferret punishment (in other words, say good-bye to your socks).
 
So without further adu...adoo...adiue...aah, forget it, here's the address:
 
http://home1.gte.net/wrenched
 
Be sure to sign our guestbook and let us know what you think.
 
The Weezils of Doom.
[Posted in FML issue 2489]