Hewwo fake Skeeter,
Why do you pwetend dat your me? I would not bite no Zac toes. <dook dook>
We are habing soooo much fun at de Wainbow Bwidge!
Fake Skeeter don'w swander my pwetty name anymo.
I'm watching you fwum above, so don't lie fake Skeeter! No toe biting.
Wuv,
The weel Skeeter.
[Posted in FML issue 2605]