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10: Give it to the ferrets. It's a ferret they can always beat up on!
9: Use it for practical jokes! Wait untill company comes over, and put it
on the chair. Accuse them of sitting on your ferret and flattening it!
8: Use it to demonstrate the proper way to pet a ferret
7: Shave it and pretend you have a rare naked mole rat stole
6: Try to teach your ferrets how to sit on your shoulder, useing it as an
example(See? He stays still!)
5: The perfect halloween costume for your pet parrots, rats, rabbits or
cats! Don't just IMITATE the ferrets, BE the ferrets!
4: Send it by post into California. Giggle alot.
3: Use it as an example to get your mother used to your ferrets
2: Give it to the PETA. Explain it's a poor, roadkilled, nature bound
ferret. Really!
and number one!
Give it to David Letterman, if he's so desperate to pick on a ferret!
[Posted in FML issue 2479]
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