U No U R 'Hooked on Phair-its 'when......
- Your monthly vet bill excedes your mortgage payment.
- U purchase your first home because it is easy to ferret proof and there
is room for all the ferrets' furniture, cages, and belongings.
- The underside of your bed that was the dust cover has holes in it, and
ferrets are bouncing under your mattress inside the dust cover like
little magical fairies all night.
- The dust cover disintegrates, and hangs in shreds, and the ferrets are
now bouncing on top of the mattress and on top of you like little magical
fairies all night.
Sweet dreams,
Lisette
[Posted in FML issue 2630]