I can honestly say my ferrets have done an excellent job of embarassing
me.Valentine,my old man,did it best of all.We had a party at our house,big
mistake when you have ferrets,and after all the guests had arrived he
decided it was a good time to drag one of those feminine hygiene products
to the middle of the room.Murphy's law says if you own a ferret you can
expect the most embarassing things to be deposited in front of your
guests.The embarassment level is equal to the number of guests.The more
guests,the more embarassing the item drug out will be.Ever try to be
nonchalant about picking up the unmentionable.It ain't easy.Crazy ferts.
 
    Sandy & 3 of Murphy's ferrets
[Posted in FML issue 2447]