With the new baby ferret being so incredibly clingy Steve came up with her
name: Glueball.
 
Sukie & Steve
Meeteetse (I may be 6 but I look 3!  Give me a treat!)
Warp (Zoooooooom! Dainty kissies...)
Jumpstart (I'm just a shy boy but I like having my chest rubbed.)
Ashling (Up!  I want to climb up, up, up!!!!!!)
Scooter ( Rub my belly and feet and let me make smuff-smuff noises when I
          kiss.)
Glueball (I'm not the Terminator; I'm the Osculator!  Hey, it's easy to
          take fecal tests; I'm a good pupil.  Kiss you till I drop...)
[Posted in FML issue 2456]