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CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER: Any ferret under your bedsheets, sniffing at any
part you wish to preserve.
CRAP TRAP: That space near the desk where ferrets insist on pooping, and
where human hands do not fit.
DOING THE CAN CAN: When a ferret insists on dragging your half-full soda
around the room.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: When a kit has four upper canines instead of the normal two.
FEAR FREE ZONE: 1. When your house is finally ferret-proofed. 2. When your
community/state has legalized ferrets.
FOOD FLOP: When a ferret drops in for dinner. Drops into the food dish,
that is.
LAZY GAZE: When a ferret stares at the treat in your hand, but refuses to
move two inches to get it.
LICKER STICKER: A ferret that lovingly licks your chin before biting it.
LOAD ZONE: The litterbox.
MEECES PIECES: The occasional parts found after a mouse dinner.
ON THE SCAT TRACK: Cleaning up after a ferret with the runs.
PICASSO PIZZA: What you get after a ferret upchucks kibble.
POOP DECK: The bottom part of a cage that catches the droppings.
POOP STICK: A device used to knock fossilized poop from cage screening.
ROLL PLAYING: When one ferret is latched on another ferret's neck, and
spins like an alligator.
RUBBER CHECK: Looking for rubber particles in ferret poop.
SANDY CLAWS: The condition of the ferret's feet after leaving the litter
box.
SCOOTLES: A ferret dragging its butt across the room.
Bob C and 22 MO Ferret Freeloaders
[Posted in FML issue 2422]
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