10. The Mask of Zorro.
09. Crochet-hook baculla.
08. Foreheads slope like pro atheletes.
07. Donut-shaped sleeping positions.
06. Ear canal cleaning saves on q-tips.
05. Fur can tickle "interesting" places.
04. Ability to appear where doors are opened.
03. Don't care if I'm a potato head.
02. Eats spiders.
And the number one cool thing about ferrets:
01. IQ higher than the typical CaCaLand Fishing Gestapo Agent.
Bob C and 20' Cool Couch Carnivores
[Posted in FML issue 2572]