FERTCOATING: The brown "accents" on the bottom edge of the wall.
 
GREASED WEASEL: A ferret wallowing in french fries.
 
JEAN STUDIES: A ferret investigating the smellier portions of your pants.
 
POOT PRINTS: What a ferret leaves behind after stepping in the poopie.
 
SQUIRT GUN: A ferret with the runs.
 
SNAP SHOT: A picture of a ferret's open mouth.
 
SNAP TRAP: A ferret's open mouth.
 
TEAR-JERKER: What happens to your nose should you move when a ferret
clamps on. (Oh yes, a multi-pun!)
 
UNDERFOOT: 1. A ferret's location as you step over a ferret barrier. 2.
The location of night-time discovered poopie.
 
UNKNOWN SOLDIER, THE: A ferret that nips you and escapes before you
determine who it was.
 
WALLPOOPER: A ferret who consistently fertcoats the walls.
 
Bob C and 22 MO Silly Slurpin' Sofa Sharks
[Posted in FML issue 2426]