Thank you "Ferret Friend" from Madison Wisconsin for the delightful, three
dozing polar bears card, the nice words and your $2.00 donation to the
Ferrets NorthWest Shelter here in Seattle's Frettchenvergnuegenland.
 
These funds will go toward Viagra medication for our old, old, vasectomized
male ferret by name of Terminator, who was born on April 11, 1993 and
vasectomized on September 24, 1994.  He's made over 100 female ferrets
happy and contented (they close their eyes, get completely relaxed, and
appear to go to sleep during the 1 to 2 hours that Terminator is humping
them.)
 
No, no.  I'm just kidding.  Your donated funds will go to pay off some of
our still outstanding vet bills.  So, I thank you very much, whomever you
are, and let me say to you in my high school German:
 
                DANKE VIELMALS  [G.]  Many Thanks.
 
Edward Lipinski
 
PS  I think "Djankuia" is Polish for thank you, but unfortunately, Polish
was not offered in Eastern High School in Washington, D.C. back in the
mid 40's.  German, under Frau Kaplan was, so I took that for two years.
German was damned hard, especially as I didn't have a good background in
Latin or English grammar.
[Posted in FML issue 2383]