We're first time ferret owners, and Bob's daffynitions are great. I'd like
to add to them. The first one is in apology to all women, but its the only
way I know how to phrase this:
Broadjump: Sneaking up behind your female human while she's in her
nightgown, crouched on the floor trying to get something.
Goosebumps: Nuzzling an unsuspecting human on the touchy part of their neck
or their ears, especially when they don't see you coming. (Real fun to
watch the human turn into a quivering mass)
Reville: How to get a human out of bed, ferret style.
Western boots: A new home thats entirely movable on your own.
Bath: What you give your human while they're trying to "beautify you".
Cats: Large furry bridges you go under.
With apologies to Bob for adding on!
Rebecca
[Posted in FML issue 2378]