I got one to add to your daffys.  How about just plain FLASH.
 
I have a few book shelves, that consist of CD's, Nintendo Games, Movies,
(quite a bit in that nutshell).  Any way, my guys can clean them off in
less than 3 seconds flat!!!  The domino thingy is to their advantage.  Ah,
they just like wrestling with them, they enjoy it, no harm done.
 
Back to the daffy:
 
FLASH: Clearing a series of bookshelves while dozing, (see Bob C's BULL
DOZING) in less than 3 seconds flat.
 
Jadesun)
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This is a rose for you,
pretend it's red
with a green stem.
[Posted in FML issue 2333]