There is a book called Otter Nonsense by Norton Juster that as you can tell
from the title is full of silly pictures for not so normal stuff.It has all
kinds of pun-ishment and even has a ferret in it.It's a baseball game,with
a pig catcher and a ferret sliding into home,yes it's ferret out.Some of
the puns will make you groan,and some will make you giggle,but it was
enjoyable.  My ferret Taz has learned to look up also.The balloon fiesta
was here last month,so we took my grandson and 'my ferwet' to see the
balloons.We stayed across the street to watch them take off,knowing that
the propane heaters sound just like a dragon,and we didn't want grandson or
Taz to get scared.My grandson had a great time pointing out this or that
balloon,and Taz was busy rearranging the dirt of the local area.Then a
balloon came floating overhead and Taz heard the dragon sound and looked
up.His eyes couldn't have gotten any bigger.Now he watches the skies when
we go out,just to see if any more of those strange things are there.  Sandy
Valentine(Tell me again what you saw?) Jasmine(Yea,right.) Taz(Really,just
like the ones you pop,only BIGGER)
 
If ignorance is bliss,why aren't more people happy.
 
What happens if you are scared half to death twice?
[Posted in FML issue 2470]