Valentine,Jasmine and Taz wish me to type another chapter of rules for your
ferrets.So here goes.  Riding in the Car
 
1.Don't allow yourself to be put in a ferret restraining device,what humans
call a carrier.
2.If they try to put you in one,use the I love you technique.Kiss whatever
part of the body you can reach ie. hand,arm,chin,nose or,especially
effective,the lips with the pity me look.
3.Once in,you must get out.
4.The chew on the bars and whine operation usually works,especially with the
soft touch humans.
5.If the C&W manuver doesn't work,get more forceful.Try the dig to China
routine.
6.Now you're getting desperate,so it's time to the grab the bars and shake
with all your might.
7.If you own a tough human and aren't out yet,use the last resort of I'm
pushing with my nose and hurting myself technique.This should get you sprung.
[Posted in FML issue 2407]