I own two wonderful ferrets
-- they use the litter boxes, most of the time
I own two semi-wonderful ferrets
-- they don't demand much of my time, just when I'm home
I own two O.K. ferrets
-- while I'm at work they're put in a cage, that has more luxuries than my
house
I own two ferrets
-- they live in my house, that I had to ferret proof from top to bottom
I am owned by two ferrets
Ghost- "can't you see I need another treat"
B.J.- "what ever you have I need to play/eat/hide it"
James (aka ferret slave)- "what's yours is yours, and what's mine is ours"
[Posted in FML issue 2488]