For those that know Julio Iglesius... this is done to the tune of "To All
The Girls I've Loved Before" - I don't normally do this, but I need a ferret
fix BAD <G>
 
That stuffed ferret I brought along for company just isn't the same as
the real thing ;o)
 
"To All The Ferts I've Loved Before"
 
To all the ferts I've loved before
Who've travelled in and out my door
Now, before very long
I dedicate this song
To all the ferts I've loved before...
 
To all the ferts I once caressed
For fancy shows I had them dressed
Their eyes being brightly lit
And on my lap did sit
All the ferts I've loved before
 
#
Winds of change are always blowin'
And my heart is overflowin'
Though our lives they keep on changin'
Our love's never rearrangin'
#
 
To all the ferts I've loved before
The old, the lame, the sick, the sore
If left outside to roam,
You're welcome in my home
To all the ferts I've loved before
 
To all the ferts I once caressed
I've given you my very best
For those coming to my home
You'll never be alone
To all the ferts I once caressed...
 
To all the ferts I've loved before
Who've travelled in and out my door
We've done our very best,
We'll continue for the rest,
For all the ferts I've loved before...
 
To all the ferts I've loved... before....
 
Sam
[Posted in FML issue 2356]