ANAL ATTITUDE: A ferret that will poof without notice.
 
BUTT BATTLES: When two ferrets repeatedly slam each other.
 
BUTT ID: When one ferret sniffs another's butt to see who it is.
 
BYSTANDING: When one ferret watches another ferret beat up on a third.
 
CLEANING HOUSE: A ferret moving toys from one spot to another.
 
CLINCHER: Any bite where it is difficult to open the ferret's jaw.
 
DIGGING FOR GOLD: When a ferret digs repeatedly on your skin.
 
FARM BOY: A hob who mistakes anything for a jill.
 
FLASH IN THE PAN: When a ferret runs from the litter box to poopie somewhere
else.
 
GRAND SLAM: When a ferret uses it's body to knock another ferret and manages
to knock it off its feet.
 
GRIN AND BARE IT: A toothy yawn.
 
INNOCENT BYSTANDER: When one ferret is bystanding and gets nailed by one
of the ferrets involved in the brawl.
 
LIP STICK: When a ferret bites your lip when you expect a kiss.
 
MOPPING THE FLOOR: When one ferret drags another around by the neck.
 
MUD RAKING: Removing the sludge from the bottom of the litter box.
 
NECK ID: When a ferret sniffs another ferret's neck to see who it is.
 
NOSE OUT: When just the tip of a ferret's nose shows from under the covers.
 
NIP AND YIP: The warning bite and bark of a cranky ferret.
 
OOPSIE POOPSIE: When a ferret poops in the sink during a bath.
 
POOP DECK: The area around the litter box that attracts the misses.
 
POP GOES THE WEASEL: When a ferret passes wind.
 
RIGHTS OF PASSAGE: Ferret-based rules for entering an occupied sleep sack;
failure to obey the rights of passage often results in a nip and yip.
 
RUN DOWN: When a ferret runs a distance then flops flat on its belly and
becomes a flatliner.
 
SHAGGING: When a ferret digs in your hair.
 
SLAM: A ferret using it's body in an attempt to knock over another ferret.
 
SLICK AS A WEASEL: A ferret just out of the bathtub.
 
SLINKY: When a ferret sneaks up crawling on its belly.
 
TALKIN' DIRT: Discussing a ferret's poopie.
 
TAR BABY: When a ferret has poopie stuck anywhere on its body.
 
TARRY TARRY NIGHT: When you find a poopie in the dark while walking
barefoot.
 
TOE JELLY: The poopie between your toes during a tarry tarry night.
 
TREASURE HUNTER: A ferret searching for the treat that bounced over their
head.
 
UNDER WHERE?: The game of looking for a specific ferret.
 
UNMASKED: When a ferret loses its mask while in its winter coat.
 
U-TURN: A ferret bending double to reverse direction in a dryer tube.
 
WET 'N WILD: The crazed running done by a ferret just after a bath.
 
Bob C and 20 MO Mustelid Monsters
[Posted in FML issue 2332]