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Here are a few more.Hope we provide a couple of chuckles.My fuzzies keep me
lol. You might be a ferret owner if:
you have to explain why you have cardboard duct taped to your dishwasher and
your stove.
you understand that with fuzzy logic,1 + 1 = 3 or 4 or 5 or more.
you can't exit a door without looking down.
you find yourself walking like Quasimodo to study the ancient art of
shoulder riding.
you say isn't that cute more than 4 times in 10 minutes.
wet willys take on a whole new dimension.
Ferret snuggles(can't think of anything better),
Sandy(Snuggle with me),
Val(Okay,if I can sleep.),
Jazz(Lemme go,there's socks to move),&
Taz(Lemme get Jazz.)
The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science
requires reasoning,while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
And another--- in a family argument,if if turns out you are right----
apologize at once.
L.Long
[Posted in FML issue 2328]
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