BOXING: Playing or hiding in a box.
 
BROWN SLUG: A poopie that is wet and sticky and melts into your carpet.
 
BULL DOZING: When a ferrt uses its head to push stuff off desks and
shelves.
 
BUTT UGLY: When a ferret forgets a wipe out.
 
CHEW TOY: Human toes.
 
CHILLY DOG: A shivering ferret.
 
CORNERED: When a ferret makes a clean corner dirty.
 
CUTE: Anything a ferret does that would get a dog into trouble.
 
CUTTING A RUG: Digging into carpet.
 
DINING IN: When a ferret lounges in the food dish while eating.
 
FLATLINER: A ferrt imitating a speed bump.
 
FLOORED: The state an object is in after being bull dozed.
 
FURRIOS: When the ferret is curled up like a disk.
 
GLORY HOLE: A pants or shorts leg open for exploring.
 
HOT DOG: A panting ferret.
 
LOCO MOTION: Dancing, bumping into things, falling over, and generally
looking silly.
 
NIGHTS OF KNEE: When a ferret nips the back of your knee in an attempt to
initiate play.
 
OIL CAN: Ferretone container.
 
PLOWING: See Bulldozing.
 
SACKED OUT: A ferret sleeping in a bag.
 
SAD SACK: When holes have been chewed in a sleeping bag.
 
SOCK HOP: The jumping motion made while escaping with a sock.
 
STOP SIGN: A tap on the nose to stop biting.
 
TALL TAIL: When a tail has been bottle-brushed.
 
WIZZ KID: A ferret that drags itself across your shoe to "mark" it.
 
Bob C and 20 MO Defining Moments
[Posted in FML issue 2330]