Victoria, thank you!  I never could figure out how my fuzzies moved so fast.
Now I know it's their teleportation technology.  It's the only explanation
for when Claudia appears out of thin air.  Or when I'm sure she's in the
kitchen, but can't find her, so I leave the room.  I turn around 2 seconds
later and she's coming out of the kitchen!  She has also figured out how to
teleport my slippers down the stairs.  I never see her grab a slipper and
run down the stairs, but she manages to get that slipper downstairs!
 
I feel so much better knowing this technology exists.  Now if I could get
Claudia to teach ME how to do it, I could make millions!!!
 
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I want to learn how to set my laser printer to stun.
[Posted in FML issue 2238]